Chris is the village orphan with a mysterious background and strangely large hands. Adopted by Tom and Albert and brought up to work in the fields, he has been in love with Daisy for many years but never had the courage to confess his feelings to her.
He is desperate for an adventure and to join the army but failed the medical exam as his hands were too big.
He is desperate for an adventure and to join the army but failed the medical exam as his hands were too big.
The most beautiful girl in the village. Daughter of the terrifying Vicar.
She spent much of her teenage years at boarding school but after a minor hiccup, possibly involving alcohol, she left early and returned to Hollow Bottom.
She spent much of her teenage years at boarding school but after a minor hiccup, possibly involving alcohol, she left early and returned to Hollow Bottom.
Old Winston has become tired of the day-to-day politics and spends his days building walls and painting landscapes with his trusty cat - Pinky Pooh by his side.
He looks forward to his retirement and a pension, which is due in three days time but is interrupted by a full scale Nazi invasion.
He looks forward to his retirement and a pension, which is due in three days time but is interrupted by a full scale Nazi invasion.
The oldest man in the village and local pub owner. Albert has become a legend to the locals with no one knowing quite how old he really is, though being a veteran of the Zulu wars would put him in his nineties. He lost his leg at the battle of Rorke Drift.
An evil man, the Vicar of Hollow Bottom runs his congregation and parish through pure fear.
He is a raging alcoholic and lover of weapons, especially firearms.
He is a raging alcoholic and lover of weapons, especially firearms.
Grew up working in Forestry before settling as a crop duster pilot. He arrived in England and immediately joined the Eagle Boys - an elite RAF squadron for hot dog American pilots.
He also made friends with Rupee while on leave in London and introduced him to Poker. Fiske is totally convinced that he is fighting the Russians and the spread of communism.
He also made friends with Rupee while on leave in London and introduced him to Poker. Fiske is totally convinced that he is fighting the Russians and the spread of communism.
Tom is the nice old chap of the Village and father figure to Chris.
He has worked the fields his whole life and likes nothing more than to sit down with a pie, pint and a puff of his pipe.
He has worked the fields his whole life and likes nothing more than to sit down with a pie, pint and a puff of his pipe.
Head of the First Aid Nursing Yeomanry (F.A.N.Y.). Rutty regards men as lesser beings and mostly ineffectual. She prides herself on teaching her girls to become the finest, young F.A.N.Y. in England.
The eldest son of a Punjabi Maharaja, Rupee is from a proud and distinguished military family. Educated at Eton, Oxford and Sandhurst Military Academy, he now commands an elite fighting force - the Punjabi Guards. He is also a keen cricketer.
Particularly dim.
Monty is first cousin to Captain English.
Monty is first cousin to Captain English.
A lover of wine, woman and bashing the Bosh. After being the last reaming Frenchman to not surrender, Gaston loaded his boat up with Nazi weaponry and wine and sailed for England. Since arriving he has spent most of his time in sand dunes and hay bails with attractive young English girls.
Loves the feel of expensive women's underwear. He spent his time in Paris in Marie Antoinette's old dressing room trying on her most expensive ball gowns.
Enormously and disgustingly obese, Goering enjoys champagne and drug fuelled romps. He is a colossal pervert and in love with the tiny Goebbles who both celebrate an openly gay relationship.
A small retarded, runt-like creature. He is Goering's little Nazi pet and lover.
The brains of the outfit. While Goering and Goebbels are off seducing young Hitler youth, Himmler spends his time plotting and generally being evil.
